Tall Fuzzy is a staple of the convention sketch circuit -- one created primarily to disturb Jeph -- and he has been dying for an opportunity to worm his way into the actual comic. Behold him in all his glory. Him, and his message of horror.
"Hey Sam, when is the last day I can order a t-shirt that is guaranteed to arrive in time for Christmas?" Well, convenient hypothetical person, the answer is December 1st! Provided you live in the United States, at least! The mysterious ways of the international post and customs make it difficult to make the same promise to our non-American friends, but as always, we will do our darnedest to get your swag to you as fast as humanly possible.