Robots

Today's update is all about robots! This is one of the beefiest installments. At one point I thought these were going to be simple updates of material from The Underground RPG, but I really found myself writing most of these from scratch. So much has changed since the Eruption Crisis! For the robots especially.

Now I know what some of you are thinking... didn't it turn out that Unit 01 was actually a computer clone of Mr. Sin? Yes, yes it did! But only a handful of people ever learned this, so it's not the sort of tidbit that's going to come up in an informative pamphlet. Similarly, everyone assumes "Unit 01" was destroyed during the eruption crisis, but we know he actually bought it a little earlier... Sam just covered it up. So, consider this pamphlet to be a summary of what the general public -- human and robot -- thinks is true.

See you on Friday, pals!

-Sam

Vampires

Drusilla Bludworth I saw coming. But Batscoffin? That was a real surprise!

I hope you all are learning a lot. I'm very happy to provide you with this important educational content. I feel like this will be a fun feature to poke at here and there!

See you on Wednesday, team.

-Sam

Mummies

I do like to imagine that a whole series of PSAs were required to educate humans about which inhumans were secretly real, and which were always just fiction.

Thank you for experiencing (and hopefully enjoying) the alternative programming on here this week. It's been an absolutely jam-packed few days, and these days I just can't juggle quite as many jam jars as usual! (But I can still mix a metaphor like no one's business.)

But somehow, I managed to get everything set up for both of the cons this weekend, and without having to miss any of Jesi's appointments or other important things. Success! Cons are such a big part of how we pay the bills, so it's wonderful that we can still pull these two off. Thanks to everyone who is helping us do it!

Anyhoo, that's all for now, friends. See you next week!

-Sam