The Daily Events and Anecdotes Thread

[eitlobsaboo]

I left the bar before my mates because I was drunk and had had enough.. I managed to walk back to his place (a few blocks away), then some how I passed out at his front door, then about an hour later when they got back discovered me and carried me inside. Like I hadn't fallen asleep. I had seriously passed out. They tried to wake me so I could move myself, but they couldn't.. I don't remember this. This is actually the first time in my life where I seriously have no memory of what happened. One minute I'm walking up the steps to his place, the next I'm on the couch.. It's a bit of a wake up call. I need to check myself before I wreck myself.

[CoyoteKnight]

^^^^ I know that feel, bro.

[pie]

I'm doing stand-up again tonight and I'm pretty nervous. It's hard to tell if my material is funny or not, especially since the open mic I've been performing at is more of a musician's venue than a comedian's. I'll try and record it if I can, hopefully it goes alright.

[Tekkactus]

I just came from a stand-up show. Left awkwardly after the comedian requested I come on stage, because our back-and-forth banter was getting a better reaction than his routine.

[eitlobsaboo]

Saw this on the road home this arvo.. Heh

[Jim North]

The fine people at Kelso Security Company have to keep themselves busy somehow.

[pie]

I just came from a stand-up show. Left awkwardly after the comedian requested I come on stage, because our back-and-forth banter was getting a better reaction than his routine.

There's this guy who performs at the open mic who just stares at me when I laugh at his jokes, and says all his stuff while staring at me. It makes me really uncomfortable.

But my set went awesome. People were LOLing all over the place. The guy who runs it asked if I wanted to come back on a thursday to do a 30 minute featured set, so I gotta write like 25 more minutes of material.

[CoyoteKnight]

Saw this on the road home this arvo.. Heh

eit, you just made my day.

[Tekkactus]

You in need of very very cheap doors, Coyote?

[CoyoteKnight]

You in need of very very cheap doors, Coyote?

If I get enough doors, I can make a shanty shack. Plus, everywhere I'd turn would be a potential emergency exit.

[MrSquishyDBC]

So I'm on Spring Break now (can hardly call it spring though... there was a bit of snow today), and I'm in DC visiting friends from home. I was in NY over the weekend, and I'm headed to Baltimore on Thursday. Already this trip has been so much fun, and it's great to see my friends.

Also, I got to see LIGHTS in concert tonight. Oh my gosh, she is so adorable in real life, even more so than pictures and videos. Such a cute smile, and so talented. Nothing is more attractive than a girl who knows how to play synths.

[eitlobsaboo]

Nothing is more attractive than a girl who is attractive

I couldn't care less if a girl could ride a unicycle.. hot girls are hot.

[eitlobsaboo]

Happy Birthday Des!

[stock]

So the media section is slowly becoming nothing I'm interested in! Been playing the hell out of these free shooters lately though. Applied to a few jobs, gotta get to more real soon. Buncha friends are coming by this weekend and I'll get to see my girlfriend for the first time in like a month which is crazy. Both trying to get our shit worked out, slowly but surely.

[eitlobsaboo]

So the media section is slowly becoming nothing I'm interested in!

I know right...