A woman’s tears

[fan0804fpc]

“Why are you crying?” he asked his mom.
“Because I’m a woman” She told him.
“I don’t understand.” He said.
His mom just hugged him and said, “And you never will …”
Later the little boy asked his father who is playing Transformer optimus Prime, “Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?”
“All women cry for no reason.” was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up without playing his fathers’ wholesale toys & hobbies and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to god; when god got on the phone, the man said, “god, why do women cry so easily?”
God said, “When I made woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet gentle enough to vie comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness just like wholesale transformer toys that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up and take care of her family through fatigue and sickness without complaining.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strength and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.
I gave her a tear to shed. It’s hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed. It’s her only eakness.
It’s a tear for mankind.

[kleptoman]

What.

[Kelso]

Okay, I'm keepin' this one.

[pie]

...

[Jim North]

If only we could all have a hardness just like wholesale Transformers toys.

[Ben]

This... may be the greatest spam bot yet.

[stock]

Is this...a bot for Transformers toys?

[Kelso]

I took the links out, but yes. Yes it was.

[eitlobsaboo]

Amaze balls. Also the kids name could be Phillip.. Spooky.

[Ben]

Amaze balls. Also the kids name could be Phillip.. Spooky.

It's a sign man, you need to buy that optimus prime figure I linked.

[stock]

Yea what was that figure? I couldn't find it at all.

[eitlobsaboo]

Its a new line for a new show that was announced at SDCC:

http://www.seibertron.com/transformers/ ... res/22388/

Also while looking for it I stumbled across this:
http://www.robotkingdom.com/services/es ... 01&lang=us

FUCK. ME.

[qpqpgolf]

“All women cry for no reason.” was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up without playing his fathers’ wholesale toys & hobbies and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to god; when god got on the phone, the man said, “god, why do women cry so easily?”
God said, “When I made woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet gentle enough to vie comfort.

Interesting sentences. Keep up more good works...

[kleptoman]

Why does this keep happening. This is clearly from the same guy who made the other bot, but why?

[stock]

clicking links is my favorite past-time.