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Gin Learns To Cook

Postby Gin » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:49 am

So after two months of instant ramen and restaurants, I figure I should learn how to cook. I like to cook, I'm just terribly lazy bad at it, so I'm eternally out of practice.
So, for the next little while, I'm going to cook at least one meal every day (note: I usually only eat two meals a day with ocassional snacks in between).

Today I fried an egg! I made toast too, but that hardly counts.

Presentation: 1/4
Taste: 2/4
Health: 2/4

It was rather sloppy looking. Any time I make something involving a frying pan (especially omlettes), I can never get the damned thing out without destroying it. I made sure to spread the non-stick spray evenly, so it wasn't so bad this time. It got chopped up pretty badly, though, and the white was all over the plate. 1 for presentation. I like my egg yolks runny, and these were small eggs, so it was difficult to judge when to stop cooking it. I undershot, but not by much. It didn't taste great, but it wasn't so bad either. 2 for taste. It didn't kill me or make me violently ill, but I do have a headache now. 2 for health.

Tune in tomorrow! I'm thinking scrambled eggs and sausages.
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Re: Gin Learns To Cook

Postby MrSquishyDBC » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:18 pm

Yum.
If you're looking for a good recipe website, I'd recommend recipezaar.com
They've got easy stuff and more challenging stuff, once you get better at it.
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Re: Gin Learns To Cook

Postby Kelso » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:31 pm

I'd recommend investing ten bucks in an enamel/teflon frying pan, that way eggs and whatnot won't stick whether you're using cooking spray or not. Just a bit of butter for flavour will do it. And get a silicon or wooden spatula to flip your eggs with too, so you don't scratch the pan all up.
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Re: Gin Learns To Cook

Postby watermelon man » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:41 pm

George Foreman grill is also a worthy investment.
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Re: Gin Learns To Cook

Postby Gin » Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:19 pm

Sausages today. They were just frozen sausages heated on a skillet. I think that's cheating, but whatever.
I didn't cook them long enough and had to microwave them afterwards, but not bad.

Presentation: 2/4
Taste: 3/4
Health: 3/4
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Re: Gin Learns To Cook

Postby kleptoman » Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:43 pm

Easy stir fry:

Cook meat in wok.
Add some stir fry vegtables. Keep the wok at a high temperature. At the same time put some noodles in a pan to boil in a pan.
(Find noodles that only take a few minutes to cook.)
When noodles are cooked, add to wok with some nuts if you want. Add some kind of stir fry sauce.
Stir for a couple of minutes.
Take off the heat and then eat.

Shido, if I remember correctly, you enjoy cooking. Any suggestions?
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Re: Gin Learns To Cook

Postby Toby » Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:34 pm

For what it's worth, I'm fucking brilliant in the kitchen -- Sam can attest to this. If you want some recipe ideas or tips, feel free to hit me up for some. Deliciousness is in your future.
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Re: Gin Learns To Cook

Postby Gin » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:42 pm

Toby wrote:For what it's worth, I'm fucking brilliant in the kitchen -- Sam can attest to this. If you want some recipe ideas or tips, feel free to hit me up for some. Deliciousness is in your future.
Yes. I've hit a rut where I just keep making sausages.
Basic tips and simple recipes would be much appreciated. I don't like to eat the same thing every day, but I can't buy a lot of ingredients at once or let anything go to waste.
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Re: Gin Learns To Cook

Postby Toby » Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:45 pm

What kind of food do you like to eat most? Are you pro-veggie? Do you prefer red/white meat? Also, do you have any dietary restrictions (are you trying to keep it light, or are you all for saturated goodness?)

Tips:

- Go to the liquor store and buy the cheapest bottles of dry red and dry white wines you can get. Even if you don't like booze, adding liquor makes almost every recipe better by creating a more succulent flavour. If you're a teetotaller, the heat boils off all the alcohol so you won't be consuming any of it. If you're not a teetotaller and love the booze, don't drink that stuff. Seriously. It's the cheapest wine in the store -- why would you do that to yourself? Save the cheap wine for cooking (and be sure to recork the bottles and store them in the fridge after opening. They'll last a long time, especially since cooking wine is allowed to get a little vinegary.) Buy something else for drinking.

- Invest in a wide variety of spices, even if it's the dried stuff. (I use tarragon, thyme, basil, sage, rosemary, and savoury for my western cooking, and turmeric, paprika, cumin, cayenne, curry powder, black mustard seed, and garam masala for ethnic cooking. Ground ginger is also convenient to have on hand just in case you can't get fresh, and don't forget nutmeg, cloves, allspice, and cinnamon for that extra-special occasion.) I find the spices in the foreign foods aisle at the grocery store are almost always half as expensive as the spices elsewhere, but you can usually only get the ethnic stuff in there. I also like to have fresh thyme, basil, or tarragon on hand whenever possible.

Here's a super-easy recipe for you to try:

French Onion Soup:

- Three cooking onions
- One jumbo red onion
- 3-4 cloves of garlic
- Fresh thyme
- Sage and/or savoury and/or rosemary and/or basil
- Red wine (or red wine vinegar); white wine or beer could also work, though be prepared for a lighter flavour.
- A carton of stock of your choice (veggie will be the lightest; beef will give the darkest flavour. Try to buy a low-sodium variety.) Alternatively you can make your own stock with bouillon and hot water.
- Browning substance (Worcestershire sauce is preferred, but a mild-flavoured barbecue sauce could also work.)
- A sharp cheese of your choice (for best results, gruyere, swiss, asiago or parmesan. Some people advise mozarella for French onion but in my experience it's blech.) You'll need about 1/3 cup, grated, per bowl.
- A nice, crusty bread loaf
- Cream cheese

1. Start by finely-chopping your onions and your garlic. Drop them in a soup pot and add a few glugs of extra virgin olive oil. Cook over medium heat until the onions are nice and tender (the cooking onions should turn a light golden colour, and you should be able to slice through the pieces with a wooden spoon.)

2. At this point, I like to add my spices. Fresh thyme can go directly into the pot but be sure to grind any of the others (sage, savoury, basil, rosemary) in your mortar & pestle or food processor before you add them. Add some freshly cracked black pepper and sea salt, stir until the onion pieces are coated.

3. Take a tablespoon or two of the cream cheese and mix it in with the onions until you have a paste-like consistency. (At this point, you can also add few teaspoons of easy-blend flour, but only if you like your soup a little thick.) Add a few splashes of the wine (or substitute) and a couple teaspoons of the browning substance; stir and cook until steaming, but not bubbling. Add your stock; depending on how much soup you want to make, you can add a few cups of water, but be sure to allow for more stewing time to increase the flavour.

4. Heat to a boil, stirring, and then reduce to a simmer. I usually like to let it cook for at least an hour to give it extra flavour. If your stove runs hot and it runs the risk of boiling over, adjust the temperature so that you can leave it unattended (within good reason - never completely neglect an active stove, obviously). Adjust seasoning to taste.

5. After it's cooked, set your oven to 400 degrees F. Ladle soup into a bowl, then drop in chunks of crusty bread so that they float on the surface. Croutons can also be used if you have them on hand. Sprinkle on grated cheese, and pop in the oven for ten minutes.

6. Remove from oven. Careful! It's hot. Enjoy!

That's Sam's favourite. I make it every couple of weeks. Though it is a little time-consuming it's really easy and very low-maintenance. You can also make this in a slow-cooker, but if you do so, be sure to give it plenty of time for the onions to tenderize, since they'll do it mostly in the broth stage rather than the sauteeing stage. I've made it in a slow-cooker a couple of times and usually given it about 4 hours for best results.

If that doesn't sound like your cup of tea, let me know and I'll come up with something else.
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Re: Gin Learns To Cook

Postby Agrajag » Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:45 pm

Damn that sounds delicious. I might have to try that, even though I can't cook anything at all.
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Re: Gin Learns To Cook

Postby Toby » Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:46 am

I assumed this went without saying, but just in case, be sure to pluck the thyme leaves off; don't throw the whole twig in there. It's just the leaves you want.

FUN FACT: A single teaspoon of thyme leaves has 10% your daily recommended iron intake.
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Re: Gin Learns To Cook

Postby kleptoman » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:27 am



I thought that this was relevant.
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Re: Gin Learns To Cook

Postby PyscoUno » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:14 am

aaah! Micheal McIntyre *runs away to a safe distance*
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Re: Gin Learns To Cook

Postby Kelso » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:17 am

Here's something I make when I'm feeling lazy or just really low on ingredients. I made it for lunch today. 10 minutes.
1. Boil some spaghetti noodles. Drain.
2. Slap 'em on a plate. Butter them, and sprinkle garlic salt over top.
Upgrade 1: Sprinkle parmesan on it too.
Upgrade 2: Grind some pepper on it.
Upgrade 3. Fry some real minced garlic instead and use olive oil in place of butter.
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Re: Gin Learns To Cook

Postby Toby » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:23 pm

Upgrade #4: whisk together a little bit of milk (or butter, or cream) and egg yolk in a separate bowl; mix into the pasta noodles when they're fresh out of the water. Sprinkle with pepper and squirt with the juice from a fresh lemon. Add seared ham and you have spaghetti carbonara.
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