pretend the posts in this thread are in reverse order (game)

[Leetmuffin]

Damnit guys. Next time I'm not the one to bury the bodies. Not it.

[Kelso]

I guess I know what happened to my bus pass then. Leet, why are you covered in dirt?

[pie]

And when we cut it open there was all this stuff inside; some drumsticks, a small inflatable penguin, a bunch of marbles. Sweet as.

[Knight]

What the hell kind of pinata was that?

[stock]

Maaannn, Mexicans, they're crazy motherfuckers.

[Tekkactus]

To be totally fair, I've seen stranger. The other day I ran into this mariachi band, and they gave me an officially licensed Sesame Street pinata. I didn't even know they made those!

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[kleptoman]

Man, that was the worst part. But did you see the guy passed out inside the fridge wearing nothing but a tutu and some boxers? That was the strangest part.

[Knight]

And then a nuclear warhead went off!

[mst3ktomservo119]

yea and after those we just had these left

for some reason knight calls em nuclear warheads

[MrSquishyDBC]

So you really threw all of those grenades into the quarry?

[Kelso]

Well, I think we made up for filling up the quarry with all that junk by making it a little deeper with that military present Squishy brought.

[mst3ktomservo119]

and thats when we thought, why not just sneak into the quarry, dump the half ton of used diapers in then burn em. i kinda felt bad about it but squishy....

[Monkeychewtoy]

And so it was great that we finally got the Mafia to call off their hit on Knight, but we still had a dump truck full of used diapers to deal with.

[Ben]

So the plan was to smear the head of the mafia's cars in used nappies and blame it on Eitls, that would get the heat off Knight. I mean after what Eitls did he deserves it. Turns out we got way too many though.

[MrSquishyDBC]

Well that's just not fair! I thought better of eits, but clearly he has no respect for his elders or the laws of the Italian mining community that was nice enough to let us spend Knight's birthday celebration in their local iHOP. For shame, eits...

I hope you guys didn't just stand for that and let him get away with being so inconsiderate!