You are the word, the word is 'destroy'



Longtime readers will recognize the voice of the emperor right away, but anyone who doesn't can find the answers in the Friday Night storyline.


Executive decisions have been made! After today, the No One Wants To See That shirt will be discontinued completely in all styles and colours. The Can't Dance shirt will remain available, but as a cardinal red t-shirt. If you are after an elephant t-shirt or any kind of hoodie or babydoll, today is the last chance you'll have for the forseeable future!



For those of you who ordered books, they will be mailing soon! Unfortunately, things have been delayed slightly because I am still waiting for my fancy bend-resistant book-mailing packaging to arrive in the mail. I couldn't find appropriately sturdy packaging anywhere in town so I had to mail order it. My new gear should be here sometime next week, and the books will be mailing out shortly thereafter!



And in closing... look at this crazy thing! I'll be damned... Nintendo's "revolution" managed to be something surprising and unheard of after all. Whether it's any good remains to be seen, but at least it was a surprise! There don't seem to be many of those in the industry these days.



Sam Logan

A very sexy learning impediment



I think that General McMillan is a frequent employer of the heck system: "hell" variation.



If you are wanting one of the two new shirts, please order now to avoid disappointment. After the preorder campaign ends on Friday, I can't offer the same variety of styles and colours that I can now, and I may have to permanently retire one or both designs altogether. The shop can only support so many shirts at once, and sometimes it is a kind of delicate numerical juggling act deciding which ones to keep and which ones to shelve!



Sam Logan

Beast and dragon



There's a rule of thumb 'round these parts: the longer the comic, the shorter the rant. Yow!



Has anyone seen my Spoon CD anywhere? I know that might strike you as an odd question, since you most likely don't live in the same city -- or even country as I do. But seriously. I only listen to my CDs in two places -- my apartment and my car -- and my CD is not in either of those places. So I guess that means it could be anywhere. Please let me know if you find it!



I miss you, Spoon.



Sam Logan