Some choice lyrical selections from the new Noosehead album: The killer hit single "I Will Eat Your Family".

Nowhere to run now

I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY

Coming undone now

I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY

Nothing can save me

I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY

Your mommy looks tasty

*screaming*

*more screaming*

GOD DAMN MOTHER-F**KER!

*anguished screaming*

*confused screaming*

*self-aware screaming*

This is, of course, not to be mistaken for their other big hit, "I Will Eat Your EXTENDED Family".

Sam Logan

Apologies to atheists everywhere. I hope they have a sense of humour.

Stuff like this just makes my day.

Sam Logan

Lots of "official" business today, kids! Coming just in time for the holidays will be two big honking Sam and Fuzzy holiday features. The first (read:important) one is a brand new long-form Christmas comic that, on paper, is about 10 pages long. I won't spoil what happens in the comic, but I will say that Sam's extended family will be introduced.

For the second feature, I have reached deep into the archives and found a holiday comic which I drew a few years ago. If you were ever curious to know what Sam and Fuzzy used to look like before I learned to draw properly, this will be right up your alley.

In other news, starting in January there will be three comics a week instead of two. It's quite a bit more work for me, but I just don't think that I can increase readership with updates as sporadic as they are now. There's no narrative flow, man. No flow at all!

Also, I have updated both the cast page and the gallery. Go look!

Finally, I would like to say that if you ever came to my message board, you would already have known all of this!

Take it easy, all.

Sam Logan