A special message from Dr. Crab

We live in a troubled society. Drugs. Murder. Adultery. Violent video games. POG. And today's parents are expected to raise their children in this environment! I know what a challenge that can be. I know first-hand. (Figuratively.)

But I've also overcome that challenge. (Theoretically.) And now I am here to help you do the same. Yes, there is one person who can help guide you through the hurdles of this crazy world. And that person's name is Dr. Phil Dr. Crab.

How, you ask, can I bring Dr. Crab into my life? How can I help Dr. Crab help me? The answer is simple... by purchasing my officially licensed products. The path to inner harmony is paved with commercial purchases, and my product line consists of only the highest quality... uh... cement. Or bricks. Stones. Whatever makes you want to buy them more.

So remember... I am here to help you! But you need to take the first step. The answer to all your problems, my friends, is in your wallet.

I mean, for now.

-Dr. Crab, "PhD"

Crabby

As you can see in the graphic above, new shirts are now on sale! In addition to the insane Ninja Showdown design that I previewed on Friday, I've also put together a special Dr. Crab shirt that I hope will be well received by his many rabid followers. It took a lot of work to make the design appropriately judgmental and surly, but I think I got it. Dr. Crab would approve, if he ever approved of anything.

(But of course, he doesn't.)

I know this is a lot of new stuff, so to help lessen the damage I've resurrected the custom t-shirt 3-pack. Pick any three t-shirts of your liking, and seven dollars will be removed from the final price. (Twelve dollars for our international friends.)

I hope you guys like these shirts! I mean, I'm really happy with them, but happiness alone will not keep you fed and off the street. Unless you are some sort of happiness salesman. Which I am! But only figuratively.

Only figuratively.

Sam Logan

Showdown

As promised, here's a sneak peek at one of the new t-shirts that will be going on sale on Monday!

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The art won't be QUITE so big in relation to the actual shirt, but I made it bigger so it would be sufficiently visible here on the wubs. It's based on one of my favourite Sam and Fuzzy panels ever. But it was my good comrade John who came up with the idea of using that panel as the basis for a shirt. It took me forever to draw the design, and the final product is pretty different from the kind of shirts I've done before, but I'm really pleased with how it turned out.

I've been wanting to do a Mr. Blank shirt for ages, but he didn't really lend himself to the standard simple-image/witty-text shirt formula. I think this kind of visual suits his character much better. Also, I mean, come on, it's pretty badass, just look at it. I am banking on the idea that there is a market for shirts that sport an army of killer ninjas instead of a catch phrase.

This shirt, along with one or two others and a resurrected t-shirt custom 3-pack, will go on sale on Monday. Consume!

Sam Logan